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Jimmy Kimmel’s Son Inherits Dad’s Hole in Heart

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After making fun of children with vaccine injury by equating it to saying that pancakes make you gay, Jimmy Kimmel is making headlines again. Only this time, he’s not shamelessly mocking sick kids. No, the manpon salesman-turned-TV show host is now demanding sympathy for his own sick kid while making a pitch for Obamacare. So Autism Investigated will now make its own political point out of Jimmy’s son’s plight.

You see, Jimmy Kimmel’s son – apart from being Jimmy Kimmel’s son – had quite a big problem to deal with. He was born with a condition in which a hole is present inside the heart. Oh, the irony…

When Kimmel defended vaccinations, he made it very clear that his basis for doing so was his faith in doctors – whom he banned vaccine skeptics from ever seeing. That faith was probably further solidified after his son’s apparently successful heart operation.

The problem is that when it comes to vaccines, doctors come out of medical school dumber than they were when they went in. This is in large part due to the fact that they and the drug companies cannot be sued for any vaccine injury, thanks to the same federal government that systematically lies about vaccine risks.

Is it really so crazy to avoid the one medical procedure that doctors cannot be held accountable for? Would Jimmy schedule any doctor’s visit for his kid if the doctor cannot legally be held accountable for any subsequent harm suffered by his child?

Presumably, his son already got a CDC-recommended routine vaccination on his date of birth. Now he’s just gotta take the rest of the shots for the team.

Grab him n’ stab him, Jimmy!!

(PS: As Jimmy Kimmel said of his vaccine defense, Autism Investigated will not apologize for this post.)