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Teenage Science Fraudster Is Released on Parole After Showing Remorse

This post is a satirical update from a previous post of Autism Investigated’s two years ago, which was also a satire. The above photo and below quotes of Marco “Arturo” Zozaya are actually from a recent (fake news) New York Times article about him, where he admits his video denying vaccine injury was “quite rude.” The hyperlinks below go to actual stories of fraud by vaccine officials. 

“I look back on it and see that I was actually quite rude,” Mr. Zozaya, now 14, told the parole board about when he refused to show remorse upon his 2016 conviction.

Initially sentenced to 12 years of hard time, Zozaya was released on parole after serving two years. His convictions included embezzlement of federal grants and destruction of evidence that vaccines cause autism.

Convicted at 12, he was expected to serve prison time until the age of 24. That would have put him away for half his life. However, his age, good behavior and subsequent remorse for what he had done were all factors.

The fact that he was on the autism spectrum himself also helped. Zozaya spent most of his time in his cell just keeping to himself.

“He didn’t give us any trouble,” a corrections officer who wished not to be named told Autism Investigated.

“I was really disappointed,” Zozaya told the parole board of he and his co-conspirators’ actions to junk research and intimidate scientists. “I wish honestly that people were as much into science as they are into shutting people down.”

12-Year-Old Scientist Indicted for Vaccine-Autism Link Cover-Up

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Photo Credit: FBI Archives

This post is a vaccine skeptic’s satirical response to a viral video made by 12-year-old Marco Arturo, who presented the “Evidence That Vaccines Cause Autism” as nothing more than blank sheets of paper in order to disparage people who acknowledge that vaccines actually do cause autism.

12-year-old US Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) scientist Marco Arturo was indicted after committing fraud by covering up crucial evidence that vaccines cause autism when crafting his review, “Evidence That Vaccines Cause Autism.” The report – sponsored by the CDC and published by the Institute of Medicine (IOM) – concluded:  “The evidence favors rejection of causation.”

Findings omitted from the report showed that in African-American children, those who had an autism spectrum disorder were more than twice as likely to receive a measles-mumps-rubella vaccination before three years of age compared to their neurotypical counterparts. They also showed that children who received the highest doses of mercury from vaccinations in their first month of life were 7-times more likely to receive an autism diagnosis than those who received no mercury during that same time period.

But since the vaccine injury-liable CDC paid the researchers to say vaccines were “well, pretty safe,” according to IOM committee chairwoman Marie McCormick, those results were unacceptable. “We are not ever going to come down that it is a true side-effect,” Dr. McCormick said in a secret meeting. And so they didn’t, but the results were so daunting that scrubbing them was difficult.

“It just won’t go away,” Arturo’s CDC colleague Thomas Verstraeten wrote in email. Ultimately, they made the association between the highest exposure category for mercury and autism go away by combining that category with weaker categories. They then claimed they “lost” the original data so that no researchers could replicate it, but in reality they just threw it all into a big garbage can in Arturo’s backyard.

Unfortunately, he and his other colleagues were later ratted out by a senior CDC scientist who was initially in on the scheme with them. So Arturo took $2 million in embezzled CDC grants and fled to Denmark where he now currently awaits extradition from. If convicted, he faces a 12-year prison sentence: equivalent to his entire lifetime.